Some good ones from Boortz

I didn't say it, but Neal did:

Kudos on the hate mail today folks. We may have received a record number of "I'm never going to listen to you again" emails from the fairer sex because of my comments about women voting. Look, I've made it very clear I would do nothing to stop women from voting. The fact is, however, that economic studies have shown that when women start voting government starts growing. I'm just the messenger here ... take it easy on me, will ya?

Another good one by Neal:

Republican presidential candidates ... all male ... none of whom will ever have to worry about getting pregnant ... were in DC today schmoozing with the Family Research Council. Did I say schmoozing? Well, really they were strutting their anti-choice stuff. While Hillary Rodham is out there doing everything she can to appeal to young female voters, the Republicans are doing everything they can to chase them away. Figures.