Right when you thought you'd read about the most idiotic, here we go again.
Three inmates in Illinois are suing the Illinois sheriff for $2 million, complaining that the cookies and cakes are served soggy.

Wow, they're learning how to play the system before they even get into the workforce.
Girls in Denver who get pregnant while they are in high school are asking for at least four weeks of maternity leave, and they do not want the school to count these four weeks as unexcused absences. No, we're not making this up.

Daniel Pipes: Fascism's Legacy: Liberalism
Liberal fascism sounds like an oxymoron ? or a term for conservatives to insult liberals. Actually, it was coined by a socialist writer, none other than the respected and influential left-winger H.G. Wells.

Mike S. Adams: Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut, Sometimes You Don?t
A new "gender identity" bill has disturbed many women because it would allow ?men? to have open access to women's and girl?s public restrooms, locker rooms and showers by simply stating that they self-identify as (read: feel like) a woman.

Cal Thomas: Segregation: Muslim Style
Where there are large concentrations of Muslims in England, "no-go" zones are being established and, according to the Rt Rev Michael Nazir-Ali, the Church of England's Bishop of Rochester, non-Muslims who "trespass" in such neighborhoods risk attack.

Phyllis Schlafly: World Trade Organization Is No Friend to U.S.
The World Trade Organization just ruled that the Caribbean nation of Antigua and Barbuda can freely violate American copyrights and trademarks in order to punish the United States for laws prohibiting Internet gambling.